Interviews: Tezla and Balsagoth 
started today a new section of your favorite blogs: a series of interviews with players Gorthor. Mostly
will be my guild mates, but the intention is to succeed in even the confessions and confidences of other players and Destruction Order.
In this regard, if you have any question or want to let respondents offer as well as forward.
Just to clarify how it works, the interview will be conducted via chat or voice or text, or as in this first instance, through an exchange of mail.
I reserve the right to romanticize little something just to make it more exciting with the inclusion of comments after the interview, but the words of the respondents will not change (at most a little 'editing to make the language a bit' more similar to Italian replacing abbreviations by SMS and other such details).
In return will give the interviewee the opportunity to add, in the interview queue, a space, which I call "I've been misunderstood
" where it feels necessary to make clarifications after reading the final text of the interview.
The intention was to start in an institutional way by interviewing the GM of the Fremen, Tezla, but because of his initial reluctance, things went a bit 'different.
As the boy, after I had sent via email questions, took time addrittura and asked me to stand back, I also contacted the proper Balsagoth on the contrary said he was willing from the outset. Send questions to
Balsa, I get a new email Tezla that by reporting to have changed his mind, reminds me of his answers.
What to do? There was only from the great, and then below you will find both interviews.
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TEZLA: An ogre, a GM, a diplomat Janx: And very start, our first character is the warrior (almost ) new GM of the Fremen: Tezla.
Just to break the ice: first name, age, city of residence, employment in life.
Tezla: Hello everyone, my name is Lorenzo, I'm 25, live in Rome, the city where I was born and currently am a student of "WarArchitettura. Janx: Architecture? Interesting. So you'd be able to better design fortresses and citadels of WAR?
Mmm ... wait. What do almost all would know ... We specify the demand. What changes?
Of course I want an answer from an architect, then taking into account the rules of construction and more.
T: I would say first the possibility of mounting a siege on the walls of the ramps, even if only the internal ones, so as to make it more diverse. But I had my way I keep all structured differently, with no ramps and such with much larger spaces. J: Romania? Lazio? Or uninterested in these trivial manifestations of typhoid popular, since you are a person of a certain level?
Ah, bullfighting .... By the way, you want an apple?
T: Thanks a preferizco zana kozscia Karni! For many years, the football fan and I've been subscribed to the stadium for more than ten, caused me to go strong emotions involved and cheering me a lot, then after the scandal all Italian football world championship and I'm a little disaffected of the sport. Anyway typhoid and always tiferò the capital's first team, 1900 ftw! J: I see that you have not read the quote ... Ah, these young people who do not know the classics!
However, for the uninitiated like me, what is the first team from the capital?
T: Sorry it turned out that the Black orc was hungry, of course Lazio anyway: P J: How did you come up for Warhammer?
T: I must say I have friends that perhaps the two biggest fans of the Warhammer tabletop know, Bromma and Svrango, and after having toured with them in the past several mmorpg we landed all on Warhammer Online. J: So even in games of Warhammer boardgame! You know, even "Blood Bowl"? (Question concerned as short video will come out of the transposition and playful account of stress on friends and acquaintances to commit himself to)
T: I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a nerd game. I there are approached only recently thanks to friends, but you can tell them that I know the statistics of each miniature War: D J: And in the Fremen?
T: When I saw, from the first month of play, the guild had a seriousness and a strong presence on the Italian server I contacted Caneda (hahuauhuhauh) than with the seriousness that distinguishes it told me: "I take it!" (Do not quote the exact paraphrase: P) so I also brought along and Grommo Svrango (Inevitable). J: Wow, Caneda then something good did it!
not find, however, that enter the Fremen after speaking with Caneda ominous shadow cast on the first part of the answer? If you thought that the guild had, quote, "a serious" talking to Caneda came there any doubt?
T: Actually, I immediately changed his mind after learning some "characters" but it only made me happier. fact I'm not a guy who takes themselves too seriously and I like the environment has been created in the guild ... Thanks guys I love you all! J: The origin of the name Tezla? Six a huge admirer of the Hungarian scientist, or you have plagiarized at random and you like the sound?
T: I've turned around a lot but then pensadoci well: an Orc, black, big, (I do not like the trivial names), many orcs only confuse them for the name. But when I thought of the mythical towers "Tesla Coil" C & C Shotta that anything I said here: you Tezla. J: So, no Hungarian scientist ....
course a reference that video is not fun do not have
eh ... Ok, ok. This was bad and it is not so respondents. I'm sorry.
step further.
You chose the Black Orc just because you and the twins wanted to do Bromma, a sort of fetish for things big and smelly, or for its in-game? And in this case but also in the other, what do you think the characteristics that make a good black orc?
T: At first I rolled a healer class with which I enjoy and I think / hope to be good enough. Then, bored by the system of mechanical horrible, I went to my second favorite archetype: the Tank. Over the months I realized that the characteristics that make a good ogre are mainly to be hated (something I can do) and to mitigate the blows of the enemy. Causing anger and hatred towards you often see the people who try everything to be able to tear it down, ignoring my friends that while they manbassa their healers and casters, then when they realize that I am not the primary objective, try to fall back on my fellow neighbors, but if an ogre is a "good" ogre, makes it almost immortal and any party is the next pg. J: You say that a feature is being hated.
He never touched the suspicion that the 'hate' is to generate only a questionable translation of "aggro" and therefore do not need to commit yourself to make you enemies in the opposing players? Hey! Do not tell me you do not know the cornerstone of the game role. I quote from page 23 of the manual of the player to "Dungeons & Dragons", the first edition: "The character is not the player!
T: Yes, in fact, sometimes I suspect to put myself in the too .... J: We spend a few questions a bit 'more naughty.
're now known, among other things, for your lack of diplomacy, to use a polite euphemism, in dealing with allies and in general with your fellow faction.
Are you really that angry in real life or WAR brings out the worst of you?
T: Let's say that the mmorpg bring out the worst of me, especially those where something is not enough to conclude that your group of 20/30 but people need the participation of all. Obviously not even had an event there is always someone who opens his mouth to contradict, criticize, say caxxxte, so often you blow your nerves and you become unbearable, but now I have become immune to certain attitudes. Simply ignore those who just want to destabilize and I do the dirty affaracci with my guild: D However now and always at stake in leecher AFK!! mahuahauhauh!! J: From these words, I think I can infer that do not love the so-called "pug".
Any idea on how to fix it? No, physical violence is not allowed. I'm talking about solutions applicable in the game.
T: I do not hate the pug leecher hate, people who lives on the efforts of others and then maybe bearsene in public. Unfortunately pug and often coincide leecher ( J: What do you think would happen if people in addition to reading what you write even felt some Sbrocchi on ventrilo?
T: Maybe not write what I write, lol. J: In the sense that your address would seek to provide a low-cost killer?
T: Maybe you. Or take me for crazy and I finally let it go: D J: The player of the Order it deems most and why.
T: Surely, among all, I can definitely say two of esteem for their quality and human qualities: one is that Wp gay Ciordana for fair play, sympathy and months of duels together. The other is Njord, engineer damn, when you are alone and turn the corner of a street in Praag hopes to meet with everyone except him ... J: You know, I'm a shaman. I must not hope to meet virtually none when they are alone or, at best, I had to take the attack to the buttocks warcamp
... Or should I take this as a veiled response to mirror give permission?
T: Ask Overdoze: P (ed according to Tezla, Overdoze seems to be "able to cope at every opportunity. "However, I read this response as an attempt to evade the question of permission to change the spec of the game).
J: The player who you think deserves the utmost contempt instead?
T: Nobody in particular, the usual BM (ed. BM is for children Mink, name with which they are given .... but come on, who will explain to do? You know very well what are the BM!)
J: I was hoping that you expose a bit 'more, but I want to encourage this new predisposition to diplomacy.
See if you can keep it with the next question. What is the player instead of the destruction that would deserve the pillory?
T: Let me stay Shut up!! J: Ok. I see that resist.
Bravo, quiet and reflective as a true leader.
last test: which player and the destruction of more esteem instead?
T: Everyone in my guild and those outside of it that I got to know, to name a few: Pulsarblade, Exxe, Glorilenter. J: The best time to play so far? Or, if different, the episode that gave you most satisfaction?
T: Now the goals of the end game we know them all, and no longer cause in me great satisfaction. to name one of these, however, say the time we went to Altdorf in prime time. But surely give me much more satisfaction inc those losers outnumbered maybe in 10 against a wb: P J: The most hilarious?
T: When Balsagoth organizes one of his Show! Order Or when they try to keep a ninja and surprised them with his hands in nutella ... huauhauha! J: You know I use regularly and for long periods of time these terms borrowed from computer games, talking example of expressions such as "Ninja", leads to distraction and use them in real life? I myself
last meeting I asked the waiter to bring another platter of cold cuts because the other if those were at the head ... ninjato
T: I know it is deadly! also should ask the GM of War Inc that the last time the gas station asked how many "Gold" had cost him the gas! J: How many of us, do not resist to read and write Italian well-known community forums of WAR. Often more than they write (and I'm sure you read all read every day, right?) The guild forums. What drives you to do? And what do you think of the other regulars?
(Psst, remember that our intent is not to ban us, at least for now, then maybe it's behaving well)
T: Unfortunately, many of the great forum that "represent" the Italian community are attended by BM and people who do not know what to say if nn whine and flame. But now I'm used to, since I played Counterstrike and COD on NGI read exactly the same things. It will never change, the Italians know the facts so I know my heart ... piezz'e (And amplitude, and something else). J: Oh good, you have introduced an interesting topic. And 'now constantly hear that the gaming environment is less mature than the Italian international. I consider it just a common place to hide behind or to be used to make the top with the "mass" of other players. For me the mother of so-called BM is always pregnant. And it is all over the world. Do you agree with me or do you really think we're in worse than abroad?
T: Well I can tell you about this after playing for years with strangers is a mmorpg that the fps that the complaints are of course other comunity, except that unlike our own, instead of stitched on 15 pages on a forum, the second is passed directly to the facts: that we meet, organize, an hour a "place" and see who wins (in game obviously) and certainly the climate is much less provocative than here. But this reflects a bit 'of Italian society. J: Speaking of interviews, GOA to date has not yet interviewed any Fremen, in spite of our weight on Gorthor not is indifferent. What do you think?
T: I do not care very sincerely, indeed I hope they continue to interview a guy-and-so that no one has ever heard, so as to continue to take us laughter. There are phrases in those interviews really epic. J: Oh, but this time you can not continue to pull back. I demand at least one example.
T: I do not know already, or to trigger flame: D J: You have three wishes that Mythic will hear you, but in return you give up three things convenient for you. Accept the proposal? And if so, do you ask and what to sacrifice?
T: Then the first would surely be: "a Citadel No LAG!" And in exchange would give up 5 levels of fame ... hehe. The second would be the balance of the classes, and do not give up anything for granted because it seems to me there should be. A game without bugs and various stuck, I'd give all the money I have for that: D J: You have a little 'cheating but you do the good. But I do not think that just because you understand the last part of the answer that you are penniless you will be paid in some way your willingness to be interviewed.
J: And finally, we come to something personal. In a recent post on the forum concerning the Fremen fascinating topic of boobs, compared with slobbering post notes on the forms of actresses / papers and the like, you said your absolute preference for the roof of your girl.
A sincere expression of love that adds a romantic side to the image of tough leader? Your girlfriend was behind you and you wanted to be forgiven you for that peck with the browser open on a succession of young women with the breast to the wind? Or a scientific and objective assessment?
In the latter case, the girlfriend has a sister?
obviously not for me being committed and monogamous.
T: I must admit that I have a preference for her boobs, with which I am wonderfully, and no, I was pointing a gun to his head, even though I hate it when the eye falls on the other: P Sisters has none, but friends are! xD Ao fateve but a package of your caxxi! J: That's it. You see that you're pissed off?
You can not expect to talk about tits on a forum for gamers and expect that the interest has not reared. ... Mmm, maybe it was better to use another expression, it lends itself to puns.
And this ends our interview.
To you the word for the final declarations of:
"I have been misunderstood" T: My fear is not that of being misunderstood, so how do you say who wants to understand understand. greet all the players of the Italian community to Warhammer Online, Order is that Destruction, without you there would be nn to lead them to laugh: P And remember that this is a game! --------------------
BALSAGOTH: A NUDUSTA, A SUCCESSFUL BUT CHOSEN BY WHOM? Janx: And very start, our first character is one of the most famous and valuable Fremen: Balsagoth.
(note: obviously this incipit only be explained by what has been said with regard to the troubled early start of this column).
Just to break the ice: first name, age, city of residence, occupation in life.
Balsagoth: David, 27 years poorly maintained, Ghedi (BS), warehouse / prostitute. J: Prostitute? It 's a colorful way to see how much you take advantage of the workplace, or have engaged in any activity to round? E 'for what ultimately dislodge early in the evening?
(ed. Balsagoth This question is not answered. To you draw the conclusions you like, although I am sure that malicious as you are, just thaw that conclusion)
J: How did you come up for Warhammer?
B: Of my friends I threw the pieces on the game ... In the end I gave in, I started expare pg of my friends and I finally got an account of my own. J: And in the Fremen?
B: I was introduced by a friend that was not new to the Fremen, saying they were very strong ... J: Names! Not just a "friend", we want to know who the responsibility ... er who to give the merit!
B: Cat Cat, Redd Rossi, nick jars. (editor's note: Interestingly, none of them play more: fickle people who have lost their early enthusiasm, or simply wanted to get rid of him?)
J: The origin of the name? We liked the idea of \u200b\u200ba gothic version of the Calf of Balsa "Captain Jack"? There is a very serious and incredibly educated reference that escapes me? You have plagiarized at random and you like the sound?
B: E 'was chosen on the basis of the Chosen that I created, had to sound conceited but at the same time with a sweet aftertaste of wet dog. J: That was it that aroma that spreads when you talk on ventrilo!
Balsakick And the name is derived instead from what? (You know that I've given myself, but some do not know)
B: "Rage mode on" hard-line that I adopt in semi fascist guild to certain characters gigioneggiano too, offending the guild and people who belong to it. "rage mode off" (editor's note: Here our interviewee is unclear: "semi fascist" is the approach adopted by Balsa, not the guild. Specify that you did not want misconceptions, the Fremen traditionally covers the whole spectrum parliamentary and also a bit 'more)
J: You have chosen because at the Chosen biNbinutella they did all that were not a Mage Fire? Why is fat and full armor with studs and spikes, or for its in-game? And in this case but also in the other, what do you think the characteristics that make a good Chosen?
B: I chose it, first of all because it was a tank and the background is very charismatic. Then over time I realized that this is the best tank in rvr for group P, Features Chosen are making a good ability to buff / debuff enemies / allies and the good use of the thousands of sadness that, meaning DC and styles. J: How well do you know my original plan was to open this book by interviewing our Tezla GM, but declined the invitation. Why did she do? It 'so? I'm on the bales? 'S actually a spy and was afraid of betraying? He had finished the "tranquilizers" and was afraid of ruining Sbrocca reputable personage of calm and diplomatic? He is offended because I asked him if his girlfriend (which, as they certainly will remember, he exalted the qualities in a recent post on the forum Fremen) had a twin?
B: Tez, whom I respect so much, is a BURINI Compulsory DE ROME: P probably can not write ... hahaha: P J: Oops, I just remembered that Tezla then agreed to the interview ...
retract something you like?
you reluctant to the idea that you will probably come closest neighbors published?
B: No, Lebanon does not have to pay debts: P (ed. Balsagoth recently developed a manic and pernicious process of identification with the "Lebanon" co-star of "Crime Novel").
J: Ok, let's a few questions a bit 'more treacherous.
also because of some of your banter forums, the rumor of your own scheming with Saphira Blade, Order Swordmaster. What is it? And what about the fact that it seems to do pretty well with Kalia?
the way, you're thirsty? I just have a bit in the fridge 'chinotto ...
B: Aaahhhh ... thanks for the bitter orange! I like looking cool! Saphira ... Well, it all started from my joke on a forum with subsequent PAGE FOR SEX. Then we have resolved all taken a shine to virtual. However, continues to reject my / dance and never greets me every time and this triggers the "Kill them without mercy, '" in Ventrilo:) Kalia is gay, we do not understand the women / female pg. J: So is it true that you're really a softie? Your aggression against it is only due to the fact that makes the smorfiosetta and ends? You know it true that doing so risks charges of being in another reality, a male chauvinist and sexist?
brackets you realize that 99% of those who play female characters on the internet is a man, bald, overweight and even the hairs on your gums?
B: Perhaps I should reconsider my sexuality ??????!! I have always considered a supporter of the triangle and also great caver:)) (editor's note: The reference to not speloelogia I understood too much, but I must confess to having been afraid to go into that ...)
J: The player that higher estimates of the Order and why.
B: It 's hard to say .. There are many, but it definitely stands out among all the good nano Njord, which besides being a great player addicted all'1vs1 which is nice to lose and Rosik is also a nice person for the talk I did on mirc. J: Wow, this is really popular Njord. Two out of two that mention: mount the head. What do you say
agreed to be interviewed here or afraid to play outside?
B: I do not create problems to be interviewed, otherwise the reskilliamo a wheel: P J: What do you think deserves the utmost contempt instead?
B: Tommy and his pet. Not yet felt the pull of the range on the guards of the WC order no longer works (although we always try) J: So, only an assessment of the ability to play. Frankly I was hoping for a bell'attacco staff made us pick up the counter ... you sure do not you think of anyone else?
B: Nearly 90% of bw ... Change keys that have been consumed! J: and destruction?
B: Killfish, if not the actual token stops the ninjas: P J: But then you are a greedy token! I'm falling down a myth Tampin opponent, Rosich for epixxx. What's happening?
Come to us can say.
B: No, I do not take it for a necklace ... The token is a disease for many, unfortunately, lose the vision of the game to chase a token with the legs. J: The best time to play so far? Or, if different, the episode that gave you most satisfaction?
B: Definitely an evening spent in front of a keep, where outnumbered 1WB Fremen vs. dark + dogs + YCC + pug random (most 'of 2 wb anyway) We have killed cheerfully despite several changes of tactics mentioned above. .. that satisfaction. And then all the losers inc ... (more damage than satisfaction:) J. Oh yes. Can I say "I was there" and the image of the walls looking dejected Roneth the outcome of the attacks do not forget for a while '. When we were all silent could almost hear him cry ...
In this regard, a serious question. Courage is the only one, I know how difficult it is for you.
What you have mentioned in my first was the time when it worked better coordination among the Fremen. Lately however it seems to me that the style of play has become a lot more relaxed. What do you think it should? At a general lowering of the average level of opponents (if you say we start a controversy with the flakes you know?), or other factors? I know, boredom, lack of stimulation due to lack of solution to the problems of the game, spring awakening hormones and reduces the desire to stay in front of a monitor?
B: I think the motivation is going down. Lokke First a map was an event like the birth or the loss of virginity. Now we fight / play with less conviction, and through no fault of leaders / guild / order relieved .... I have to make explicit references to other warhammer? J: The most hilarious?
B: A inc made all naked, with orders that fled the area for non-PVE be sodomized! J: Oh, finally. This is the Balsa I know! By the way, had to send me a screenshot of that episode?
But we move on to another topic.
How many of us, do not resist to read and write Italian well-known community forums of WAR. What drives you to do? And what do you think of the other regulars?
(Psst, remember that our intent is not to ban us, at least for now, then maybe it's behaving well)
B: Oh, I write mostly crap or advice about my class when I feel pulled in cause. Anyway, it's full of too many ... rosiconi and mammon. J: Speaking of interviews, GOA to date has not yet interviewed any Fremen, in spite of our weight on Gorthor not be indifferent. What do you think?
B: sooner or later we will have a statue and 100 virgins apiece. J: Perfect. Just to get it right when it will forward the request to the GOA, for you what order? One hundred virgin males or females?
B: Do you carry my doctorate in triangologia:) J: You have three wishes that Mythic will hear you, but in return you give up three things convenient for you. Accept the proposal? And if so, do you ask and what to sacrifice?
B: End game satisfactory RESOLUTION LAG, balance classes. not give up anything, just do it SHOULD! J: No no. We did not. Here we want to test what really cares about such things, and then the play requires that we also say what would you be willing to give up. Come on, do not cheat.
B: G kick, the / lol, my figosità be naked. J: Wow! The first two are certainly not too challenging, but the third! Knowing I think you would cost a lot renounce ...
J: You and others like Fremen have founded the Sisters, recognizable by their surname.
Tell us about the origin of the thing and what it means to be a nun?
B: He was born as a sub-tank regiment in which each was to Fremen be prefixed with "Sister" as a surname. The funny thing is that everyone thinks that nuns are women devoted to the Lord, all kind and manner, but in war you are TANK uber armaturizzati menano and dance on your corpse. At first we were many, all colored in white, I like to remember the names: SuorGermana, SuorPaola, SuorAlcolica, SuorAdolfa (which was not a tank but our knight INSEE), SuorBenita, and SuorPina SuorIncinta. J: I think that but then there had been some "crisis of vocations." How many sisters have remained in the "Convent" Fremen? And accept new members or is a closed project?
B: We are a few But shit. It may be that in future there will be new investiture if the candidate is eligible. J: And this also ends the interview with that hard with the soft heart of Balsa.
To him the word for the conclusions in:
"I have been misunderstood" B: Facts, words, embraces told not referring to anyone in particular. If the reader feels drawn into question ... smak smak I can kiss the sword in two hands: P
